BickerySebastian's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Korn Killer in VYOND]

This movie is basically a remaster done wrong.
Instead of improving ANYTHING within the original, it's pretty much like a fan took shit on the original because it needed some YouTube money badly and not to show the original to modern audiences, but rather appeal some other audience that probably complains in the most cookie-cutter fashion. Fuck the violence, let's tone it down to a club beating! Otherwise, KarenUTTP will [Insert the most unrealistic violent threats here.] and "fan be war me".
...Which is to say this is like a reflection of modern remasters but it's not so much of a parody, it just does it, no strings attached. Spam isn't an excuse to do dogshit, it's a genre that SCREAMS "a diamond in the rough." That or just submissions that don't fit in any other catergory but ehhhh... Same score regardless of the genre.

nkrt responds:

Please go find something better to do than bash on me for having fun, ever heard of fun? Obviously not.

[try to catch Roxy (and more Furry girl)]

Horny bait video that has the same aura of those FNF mukbang videos.

Blow me.

[Dhar Mann: Mikey and Jay's Future Life Outside Of Prison...]

Remind me what was this supposed to be?
Because it feels like it IS a Dhar Mann video despite being called a "parody." Like it's straight up some justice porn where the good guys ALWAYS gets the good stuff while the parents are straight up bad and gets consequences from it. If it was a parody, like having the parents ACTUALLY kill their sons rather than getting arrested for attempted murder, then at least it doesn't deserve 0 stars. But it doesn't guarantee a higher rating because it's GoAnimate, do I need to explain why it sucks so much?
Also, no, Newgrounds' copyright policies aren't worse than YouTube. Read the Movie guidelines and just replace the audio that got the original removed in the first place. There's a reason why it boldly recommends you use the Royalty Free Music page because NG doesn't have the same resources as YouTube when it comes to copyrighted works.

BlastoiseNetworkYT responds:

Yet Newgrounds never reminds you on what got the video removed...

And also why attack the new users who use easy software...

Not a lot of people have time to do their own projects because of work.

Also, this rating is not constructive at all, it straight up attacks users into not using the site anymore..

[travis truesdale vs arthru rose duel turns 7-15]

Can someone explain to me how can one download their video so badly that I can see their own watermark in the corner? Who's animating this, ATLUS? Why not just upload the video itself in here?
Awful graphics, a lot of the artwork is just borrowed from somewhere else and the original artwork is much more awful, because the lighting doesn't make ANY sense. The plants are the biggest offender.

[Killer7 Dan vs The Handsome Men]

It's a really good movie about Killer7.

Which is a shame because you don't see much of them, but I guess less IS more.
The waywardness under of his name.

[Grand Thaft Auto SanAndreas Animate]

The animation isn't even accurate.
-The phones in the animation doesn't even reflect the time San Andreas takes place in, which is 1992.
-The Ballas are apparently a gang of white people instead of a gang of black people.
The animation is pretty lackluster and the audio isn't AS good because some characters are too quiet.

TheMisterD responds:

yeah, an improvement can be seen over the years

[Cats Against Humanity]

Worth the wait.

[Virtual Stick Insanity]

Jamiroquai Stick Stole my fucking wallet!

[Lucas Ivkovic VS Barney Error]

MADE BY AVS VIDEO EDITOR.
PLEASE GET OBS.

USApyonAnimate responds:

Sorry, I Can’t Get OBS On Windows 7

[Mission MOANified Collab]

It's an okay collab.

At least there's more good animations than the bad ones. Or the ones that I don't even think qualifies as animation.