BickerySebastian's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[KyansWorldCartoon Shorts: Draw Me]

Conveniently, it's Asexual day as of writing this review (April 6th.) and this animation made me realize what does it feel like to be an aromantic and watching scenes that are either lewd and/or romantic; absolute discomfort. Aside from that, what more do you want me to say? The animation's very bare and doesn't have anything like lip syncing. Also no animation for totally not CyansWorldCartoon drawing Rule 63 totally not CyansWorldCartoon so that one's a missed opportunity. This isn't a French girl he's drawing, he's drawing like one of his mares for /mlp/.

KyansWorldCartoon responds:

Oh, My Bad.

[White vs Munch (Joint)]

How to get really low scores:
Tell the voter what to do. That or how bad the animation is, considering that barely the action is emphasized enough.

MoonScott156Revival responds:

What, go away.

[GOLDY SHOWTIME TEASER]

Audio mixing is AWFUL, sometimes the audio leans into the left or right for no reason at all. No, I'm not saying this because I have NO idea on how to use stereo, it's that when there's two characters, one left and right, I don't expect both of them to be loud on my LEFT ear.

GOLDYOFFICIAL responds:

Thanks for your opinion, maybe in going to correct this things

[Horrid Henry The Grownup]

They American-washed Henry. Look how they massacred my boy.

BlastoiseNetworkYT responds:

Still Zero-Bombing people in 2024 I see...

[New Discord Logo!]

Stale old Discord jokes from 2 years ago that while you might say it's still relevant, it becomes a old hat.
Am I the only one that thinks a parody of "To Catch a Predator" would at least let me give a WAY higher rating? Because if you know why the show got cancelled, then you know why I would do that.

Cloog1 responds:

I thought this was actual criticism until I saw your profile. All you do is rate 0 anything.

[Korn Killer in VYOND]

This movie is basically a remaster done wrong.
Instead of improving ANYTHING within the original, it's pretty much like a fan took shit on the original because it needed some YouTube money badly and not to show the original to modern audiences, but rather appeal some other audience that probably complains in the most cookie-cutter fashion. Fuck the violence, let's tone it down to a club beating! Otherwise, KarenUTTP will [Insert the most unrealistic violent threats here.] and "fan be war me".
...Which is to say this is like a reflection of modern remasters but it's not so much of a parody, it just does it, no strings attached. Spam isn't an excuse to do dogshit, it's a genre that SCREAMS "a diamond in the rough." That or just submissions that don't fit in any other catergory but ehhhh... Same score regardless of the genre.

nkrt responds:

Please go find something better to do than bash on me for having fun, ever heard of fun? Obviously not.

[Dhar Mann: Mikey and Jay's Future Life Outside Of Prison...]

Remind me what was this supposed to be?
Because it feels like it IS a Dhar Mann video despite being called a "parody." Like it's straight up some justice porn where the good guys ALWAYS gets the good stuff while the parents are straight up bad and gets consequences from it. If it was a parody, like having the parents ACTUALLY kill their sons rather than getting arrested for attempted murder, then at least it doesn't deserve 0 stars. But it doesn't guarantee a higher rating because it's GoAnimate, do I need to explain why it sucks so much?
Also, no, Newgrounds' copyright policies aren't worse than YouTube. Read the Movie guidelines and just replace the audio that got the original removed in the first place. There's a reason why it boldly recommends you use the Royalty Free Music page because NG doesn't have the same resources as YouTube when it comes to copyrighted works.

BlastoiseNetworkYT responds:

Yet Newgrounds never reminds you on what got the video removed...

And also why attack the new users who use easy software...

Not a lot of people have time to do their own projects because of work.

Also, this rating is not constructive at all, it straight up attacks users into not using the site anymore..

[Grand Thaft Auto SanAndreas Animate]

The animation isn't even accurate.
-The phones in the animation doesn't even reflect the time San Andreas takes place in, which is 1992.
-The Ballas are apparently a gang of white people instead of a gang of black people.
The animation is pretty lackluster and the audio isn't AS good because some characters are too quiet.

TheMisterD responds:

yeah, an improvement can be seen over the years

[Lucas Ivkovic VS Barney Error]

MADE BY AVS VIDEO EDITOR.
PLEASE GET OBS.

USApyonAnimate responds:

Sorry, I Can’t Get OBS On Windows 7

[SinkWorld - Hello Rice Bowl]

Oh wow, another totally original animation. What's next; Latl builds a house with Edd's stones and Tom's sticks in Nirvana?

LATLSHAT responds:

the future my never know..