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For 2 and a half minutes video, this isn't horrible, but I wouldn't say it's amazing. But at least I think it's passable and if anything, it's the best so far in MY experience.
The main reason I don't think highly is because "X sucks" are too boring in a way due to how overly saturated it is. A lot of people complain about POPULAR GoAnimate videos, which are grounded videos and normally in Comedy World's style, which isn't really a unique opinion and has been beaten to the ground. If it's not original, then it loses a lot of value to watch it really.
BUT I can't really say you shouldn't watch it, because I like the video's "plot" because while it's more or less kids finding DVDs of GoAnimate videos (Which doesn't sound plausible.), I do like it's approach because it's something new to see and it's more like how you watch GoAnimate cringe compilations. Hell, I like how it replicates the art style well enough so this is better, but this is an easy target especially when adult comedy cartoons are stupidly easy to produce in terms of animation, namely modern Family Guy.
Needlessly to say, there's nothing much I can praise but neither I can complain, it's a mix of old stuff I've already seen and stuff that is new and adds something to the video, so it has to get a score of 3 stars from me.

Biggest offender: the sound design.
If you have to put the music that's like in Five Nights at Freddy's main menu, you've ruined the scene completely. Because I cannot think "Hello everybody, my name is Markipiler and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's." without hearing it.
Plus when Mr. Hollywood crushes Gooseworx, the SFX is so horrible that it has so little impact than having to hear the much more disturbing noises of the rock just barbarically tendering the mere meat of Goose's corpse, it doesn't even go all out on the violence which also cripples of the gruesomeness, because it's like too tame because all that stoning is just... a small chunk off of a head. Really? A big rock with that much blood on it and it's ONLY at ONE point of a triangle? This is like I'm cutting the pizza but I intentionally cut the slices so atomically small that it borders on the question of whether or not I made a slice or not. And that can apply when you put too much gore, albeit too much of it becomes a joke or just too stupidly edgy that it removes any emotion to it.

Oh joy. Another "James Bear" video. This is as original as Major Cloog. Like okay, if you wanna parody James' artstyle, go for it, go for the effort because at least with that, there IS effort for it. I know that for videos that doesn't have actual voice acting, he uses a more standard mouth flaps approach that lots of anime use generally, but here... No, not really, it's more or less a cycle. Visually... it barely looks like anything like the videos mainly because the silhouettes barely match at all. The eyes is a BIG sore thumb, mainly because James NEVER draws the eyes this big and it's extremely inconsistent. Audio wise... well nobody's gonna get anal about it BUT NONETHELESS, I don't like it. A lot of the dialogue "language" is just recycled Isabelle's animalese, which is what the videos USE... but not the same audio because it actually uses animalese.js, a more or less experiment that tries to replicate how animalese works in Animal Crossing.
Chances are be a man of your word, if I expect a parody of a work and you say you put effort into it, the result SHOULD be the result of that at the very least. And reminder, this isn't me defending James like at all. I'm just saying my grievances with THIS video.

FetusAnimation responds:

I’m sorry that the animation didn’t appeal to you in particular but I never copied off of anyone when it comes to the dialogue and also the lip sync is bad yes and I could improve but why are you criticising the fact that the parody wasn’t accurate to the original source material who cares the guy fucked his 12 year old sister and also being a parody doesn’t mean make it super super accurate to the source. Sorry that it sucked for you. Also I never claimed that “effort” was put in it’s obvious I made it in a day. I hope this was helpful and apart from the fake claims it’s a solid review thanks for posting have a nice day mate. EDITED: Also I didn't know about the animal crossing sound thing until I uploaded it so if it REALLY bothers you that much I'll take down the video and add better animal crossing sounds.

Recent Game Reviews

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PeanutButterGamer sent me here so is it good? I guess so.
I like how raunchy it is as a fangame and the visuals have a charm to them, but the problem is that the game's a bit of a cheating bastard when it comes to hitboxes and also that the reward for staying alive is basically the bullies still running at you as if you're on your last life, only for them to get killed by a bus, but the game is still playing so it's not really over and once it happens, that's it really.

This is one of the cutest music players I've ever seen in my life.
Love the presentation of it.

It's an easy game for sure, but it's honestly felt it was more of a waste of time. First of all, the gameplay. It's simple, but lacks instructions for the FIRST fight. It doesn't tell you to land your hit marker onto the green areas, thinner one being a high reward of the enemy not able to hit you, but you dish out more damage to the enemy. While there's nothing wrong with that, problem is that if you fail to land on green by letting the marker slide to the right end of the whole background that has both red and green areas, it won't just automatically call it a miss, you have to press Space to tell it to make your attack miss, and Space ONLY stops the hit marker. This would be excusable... if the menu was mainly navigated by the keyboard, because to select Fight you HAVE to use the mouse. Why not just make it so that Left Click also stops the hit marker, or better yet, WHY NOT HAVE SPACE PRESS THE BUTTON ANYWAY. For the music, it mainly plays ONLY The Entertainer by Scott Joplin, and it's the song mainly you hear when playing this game, aside from a cutscene or two. Which okay, I'm one of those people who like the song, but just because I like it doesn't mean I'll enjoy it everytime it's used. And if I have a complaint about the aesthetics, it would be the fact that there's a fucking furry in a spaghetti western setting.

DagurasuSK responds:

The Programmer rushed a lot because of the game jam, he is going to work on it but not right now.

I'm going to work for another music for the game meanwhile, + (maybe) change a little detail of the history.

Thanks for the review, Idk if i get offended or find it funny.

btw: I'm going to post more things here, would be cool if you follow.

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This is why we say "don't fix what isn't broken."
What is wrong with Slushi's neck.

DamienGamer727 responds:

i had an epic fail when drawing the body

Aww fuck.
This is pretty goddamn good.

I love how 5-Volt's ass is just stamped with Property of Nintendo.

Old dog trying to learn new tricks.

Doing your mom.

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