BickerySebastian's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Grounded, Grounded, Grounded]

For 2 and a half minutes video, this isn't horrible, but I wouldn't say it's amazing. But at least I think it's passable and if anything, it's the best so far in MY experience.
The main reason I don't think highly is because "X sucks" are too boring in a way due to how overly saturated it is. A lot of people complain about POPULAR GoAnimate videos, which are grounded videos and normally in Comedy World's style, which isn't really a unique opinion and has been beaten to the ground. If it's not original, then it loses a lot of value to watch it really.
BUT I can't really say you shouldn't watch it, because I like the video's "plot" because while it's more or less kids finding DVDs of GoAnimate videos (Which doesn't sound plausible.), I do like it's approach because it's something new to see and it's more like how you watch GoAnimate cringe compilations. Hell, I like how it replicates the art style well enough so this is better, but this is an easy target especially when adult comedy cartoons are stupidly easy to produce in terms of animation, namely modern Family Guy.
Needlessly to say, there's nothing much I can praise but neither I can complain, it's a mix of old stuff I've already seen and stuff that is new and adds something to the video, so it has to get a score of 3 stars from me.

[Gooseworx rapes Hollywood]

Biggest offender: the sound design.
If you have to put the music that's like in Five Nights at Freddy's main menu, you've ruined the scene completely. Because I cannot think "Hello everybody, my name is Markipiler and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's." without hearing it.
Plus when Mr. Hollywood crushes Gooseworx, the SFX is so horrible that it has so little impact than having to hear the much more disturbing noises of the rock just barbarically tendering the mere meat of Goose's corpse, it doesn't even go all out on the violence which also cripples of the gruesomeness, because it's like too tame because all that stoning is just... a small chunk off of a head. Really? A big rock with that much blood on it and it's ONLY at ONE point of a triangle? This is like I'm cutting the pizza but I intentionally cut the slices so atomically small that it borders on the question of whether or not I made a slice or not. And that can apply when you put too much gore, albeit too much of it becomes a joke or just too stupidly edgy that it removes any emotion to it.

[JAMES!!!]

Oh joy. Another "James Bear" video. This is as original as Major Cloog. Like okay, if you wanna parody James' artstyle, go for it, go for the effort because at least with that, there IS effort for it. I know that for videos that doesn't have actual voice acting, he uses a more standard mouth flaps approach that lots of anime use generally, but here... No, not really, it's more or less a cycle. Visually... it barely looks like anything like the videos mainly because the silhouettes barely match at all. The eyes is a BIG sore thumb, mainly because James NEVER draws the eyes this big and it's extremely inconsistent. Audio wise... well nobody's gonna get anal about it BUT NONETHELESS, I don't like it. A lot of the dialogue "language" is just recycled Isabelle's animalese, which is what the videos USE... but not the same audio because it actually uses animalese.js, a more or less experiment that tries to replicate how animalese works in Animal Crossing.
Chances are be a man of your word, if I expect a parody of a work and you say you put effort into it, the result SHOULD be the result of that at the very least. And reminder, this isn't me defending James like at all. I'm just saying my grievances with THIS video.

FetusAnimation responds:

I’m sorry that the animation didn’t appeal to you in particular but I never copied off of anyone when it comes to the dialogue and also the lip sync is bad yes and I could improve but why are you criticising the fact that the parody wasn’t accurate to the original source material who cares the guy fucked his 12 year old sister and also being a parody doesn’t mean make it super super accurate to the source. Sorry that it sucked for you. Also I never claimed that “effort” was put in it’s obvious I made it in a day. I hope this was helpful and apart from the fake claims it’s a solid review thanks for posting have a nice day mate. EDITED: Also I didn't know about the animal crossing sound thing until I uploaded it so if it REALLY bothers you that much I'll take down the video and add better animal crossing sounds.

[youtube in a nutshell]

My left ear HATES hearing the voices only on the left audio channel instead of BOTH audio channels. Because if you're editing anything audio related, please at least HAVE a working pair in case you need to check if there's something wrong with the audio. I can get having sounds on either left or right, but not voices that don't do take advantage of stereo and is instead on the left/right channel only.

[AI Arts is Suck!]

This is basically restating the popular opinion about AI art and there's NOTHING unique about it.
We get it, nobody likes AI art because it's not something you made and rips off of other artists. Oh, no, I'm not defending AI art, but it's funny to see how Speakonia isn't AI despite the fact that it's built to be an AI that reads text and then makes an audio file based on the syllables used in each word it reads.
Also I love how the AI art submission is "blammed" and not deleted, because blamming an art submission isn't possible because art submissions don't work the same as the movie or game submissions. But in terms of visuals, it's not that offensively bad, except I don't like the bright red background because it doesn't have a good contrast to the foreground due to how bright it is. Plus it's pretty lazy with lip syncing. I get that people don't like lip flaps (IE the stuff that anime often uses.) but what's the point of animating it if it doesn't match the dialogue like at all?
It gets this score for mainly for how unoriginal it is and how there's not much effort put onto it, like the broken English, which COULD'VE been avoided by just taking a screenshot of a submission that was taken down by an Art portal mod, because I don't see a site that mainly in English that would say "Sorry, but in our Site [sic] All [sic] AI Arts [sic] are banned And [sic] yours also got to Banned. [sic]". If there WAS more effort or originality put to it, then at least it would have a higher rating from me.

[200 Watchers on dA!]

Congratulations; it gets downhill the more you go.
Though the audio's screwed up, I think it's desynced and it gets TOO quiet for the .swf file, but audible in the video format except it's still quiet compared to the rest of the video.

[Companies when it turns June]

Oh wow, a riveting animation about how companies pander to the LGBT+ in every June. Just like how this animation's pandering to old hat memes. There's barely any twist or anything substantial added to it that would at least made me think "Okay, you know what? Sure, it's the same meme over and over again, but I kinda like it this take so might as well give it a HIGHER score.".

Cbr2011 responds:

point taken, but no.

[I dont want be rat anymore]

I came because of Maus, and I stayed for the weirdness.

[The alphabet show]

Why is the audio on my right ear.

[Boyfriend is alive and well (feat. Mr.Beats)]

This is like upgrading from YouTube Content Farm animation to A-1 Pictures. And you know it's bad when I don't like the anime style because it's too cute and just contrasts too much with the Classic Ant0on style. I can get if it's like used as like the Furry Lens trope, like in Maus where everybody's depicted as an animal based on their nationality, but this ain't it Chief. Mostly EVERYONE has the same fucking face in the anime style aside from certain characters that have a more square jaw OR have a round head. I hate how it's obvious what stuff has been scaled up and down, for people who are reading this and don't get it at all, look at 00:47 paused and look at Boyfriend, it's obvious that Boyfriend isn't drawn within mind of the canvas because of how the colors overlap the line art. Bf's right hand and arm should be a good example if you don't see it, because the hand's much blurry than the arm as the hand is scaled UP. And this is something I did as a 6 year old on a DSi where instead of just changing the hues around in something like Photoshop, I just go on Gratiffi and manually color in the area I want to change the color of. WHY.