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[Dominik Goes Skiing]

It's a terrible remake of Ski Free.
Also, fuck off GDevelop, I'm not going to authenticate for this goddamn title.
Anyway, the game's horrendous and there's barely any difficulty in this game because I won by just doing nearly ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. You ski down automatically and there's no way to slow down or just stop, removing the fun of having to ski around a hill. Also, the famous abominable snow monster has been circumcised to a entity that wouldn't even chase you and just hangs around trees. There are NO obstacles that penalize your skills, so not even the trees knock you out. Furthermore, everything's too goddamn zoomed in, the camera doesn't show what's below you so you can't turn in time to avoid trees.

wladyslaw23 responds:

thank you so much. without your reviews, the games would only get shittier.

[Dominik Pays For His Sins]

What kind of asshole makes a game that you can only jump and move and that's it?
If you wanna make a game, at least do SOMETHING about it. Why not allow us as the asshole cat to kill countless Robert Smiths for our pleasure and when the asshole dies, it's revealed that he's already dead?

wladyslaw23 responds:

hey man thats not nice

[Freddygamer's Assassination]

The most boring assassination game in the world.
The game is STUPIDLY easy because for one, there are no penalties for missing a shot, and two, the difficulty can be EASILY stubbed out by just using an autoclicker and camping around a purple portal, so you can just spawn camp all you want minus the dumbasses that complain about spawn camping ruining the game. I mean, why else would you wanna get spammed with enemies you can't possibly kill in time before they reach to you fast? Your bullets do not pierce through enemies, so you're going to be killing way slower than enemies draining your health. This means that the very enemy you click on ONLY kills them and not including any other enemy that's in way of your fire.
There's no sound OR animations, and the cherry on top of it: NO GAME OVER SCREEN. You can't "lose," which is to say losing would've meant your health being 0 or lower, meaning this game is something you cannot win nor lose.

[Wario Pill's Pill-Based Journey! 2: The Next Dosage! V2]

It's a fun game about shooting people with weed. The chaos you can brew is what makes it fun, because the power-up reinforces this being a drug trip. It's goddamn great, but if anything, I think it's just too long and I don't know how many levels are there, because I'm in the Ayuma Kasuga level and I don't know if that's like in the last levels of the game.

AtreyuGilbert responds:

There's 12 levels total, with the last 3 levels basically being Boss stages.
This whole game is just kinda something you can turn on and go to town comitting genocide in, it's like playing a first person shooter... ON DRUGS!!

But yea, thanks for your input!

[Great Times At Greasy's 2]

It still gets 0 stars because of the fact that jumpscares can be turned off. Again, to turn off jumpscares is like turning off the blood, gore, and brutality in Mortal Kombat.
I mean, the graphics are arguably better, but that's offset by the awful music that's just played by ONLY a sine wave and that's it.
The game is at least easy enough to beat, but what's the point of having Nightmore Mode being in the menu if it's just a "Coming soon" thing? This is like you order a sandwich, but the sandwich lacks the bread.

AmethystDev responds:

Bro did you try to turn off jumpscares

[Great times at Greasy's]

Turn off jumpscares?
That's an odd way of saying "Vote 0 on this game plz"!
Jokes aside, this is the biggest cardinal sin you can make in FNAF clones/fan games. Because what's the point of turning off the very thing that serves as a stylish way of saying "you fucked up, here's a game over." in the very games known for it?
It's a broken game that doesn't make sense BECAUSE you get sent straight to the title screen regardless if you turned off jumpscares with no option to start the game again.

AmethystDev responds:

I am sorry this was posted on scratch first like 2 years ago and I wanted to put it here so people could play this first before the 2nd game comes out and scratch requires it that they are off to start

EDIT: also in GTAG 2 it jumpscares you when you turn them off and then it turns them back on

[Slap Boy: Arcade Edition]

The warning screen is a LIE.
Yeah, I get that slapping is considered violence, but when there's violence as in like blood coming from beating them up, it would warrant a T rating for some violence.
Despite what the description says, no, you don't watch videos, play minigames, and that stuff. Arcade mode is just "hold S = slap += 1." and tapping manually doesn't score you a slap. The animations is so lackluster because you don't feel much when you do it. Not a scratch, nada. There's no reward for slapping aside from a character just tilting to the left.

Michael-13 responds:

Why not?