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[[KK] Z-panzzu 2: Volleyfart appocalypse tournament]

It's a decent pong game. But one problem.
The controls.
Why the fuck is there an acceleration tied to your movements. It's awful because you can't do quick movements on the keyboard so either you lose because you can't reach the ball as fast as you can where you NEED to get over there and bounce back.
Also, farting is broken. You can pretty much spam on space and it can result the ball becoming too fast where it might either not score or it does score but you get the point or the opponent gets it. I thought farting works like much like a bigger paddle that results in a faster ball, but eh, whatever. If anything, farting just works like a power meter, but I'm not sure if this is intentional or not.

DrunkGecko responds:

lol farting

[[KK] Megakreng 12]

This is probably the only spam game that gets 5 stars from me.

[5 Dice Ver. 1.0 (Old)]

The controls make it ABYSMAL to play the game.
First of all, rolling the dice. I HATE it. In some games where you need to roll say on a ball, you control the ball's speed by standing on one side and such. In this game, it's horrible. You can barely control how far the dice needs to go, either causing you to be stranded by spikes, falling into the spikes, OR be able to pass the level. Pushing the dice to give it some speed is awful because it's often either you push it too much so you can't jump on it or too little so you might fall off and die or gain speed by standing on it's very edge. It doesn't help that the die are small enough to make this issue be more apparent, and no, you can't use the ball like a platform to carry you, meaning you either have to HOLD either LEFT or RIGHT or DIE.
Second of all, the controls. Why do I need to use the down key when I'm using either the WASD keys OR the arrow keys so I can propel myself with a die? Why not just map the thing to "When the player presses Space mid-air, and after the first jump, do the dice jump" to the SPACE key instead of having TWO buttons to do basically the ONE thing that every platformer I've played, like Drawn to Life: The Second Chapter, has already done before? And I don't wanna even imagine HOW to do a dash because if it has to revolve around the dices and it's some other unnecessary button combinations, I'm dropping the game completely.

J4cko16 responds:

I’m sorry you didn’t enjoy 5 dice. I will take somethings you said into account. I don’t think you were playing the game as intended however. You don’t need to use “S” or down to do a dice jump all you have to do is hold the jump key while placing a dice. Pressing S is to put a dice under you but not to dice jump. I’m surprised you made it so far without doing the jump right, I could never lol. And don’t worry I made the dash mechanic easy to grasp too. I have been trying to fix the dice rolling for ages and just can’t.

[Newgrounds Adventures!]

A relatively simple game, the art is good enough, and I did beat the game.

...How come I don't have the Level 3 Medal unlocked?

SkilledFella responds:

Unlocking the Level 3 Medal for you.

EDIT: Oh, I have realized that I have to play a level again to get Level 3 Medal, you need to beat 3rd level, if it doesn't work, restart then.

[Evil Fucking Skeleton the Game]

It's a shoot 'em up game, which works okay and barely has any bugs, but I'm not scoring higher because:
1. Barely any of the graphics is original. But at least it's excusable since there's only one guy making this, so I can't really blame them, not to mention that the blood graphics are just REALLY lazy, as there's just a pool of blood and blood coming out of the eye sockets, which I can get the pool, but why the eye sockets if I didn't shoot them directly by eye level? At least a blood splatter would be good enough.
2. The audio. It's not the worst thing, but why is the main music when you're playing this game only playing heavily on the right ear? Every time a Mario dies, it's always the same scream just pitched higher or lower. It's not bad, but why not go further by having MORE different screams?
3. The controls. I swear to God, if nobody on this planet can allow me to freely move within any axis the game gives me, it's plain AWFUL. If you're holding any key that goes horizontally, you can't move vertically and this works vice versa. What is this, a NES game? Also firing in this game is a semi-automatic, meaning you can't hold Z to fire. This isn't really a bad thing, because if Evil Skeleton is what I assume is holding a pistol, then why would I expect to hold Z to fire? But I don't know, the gun is barely visible and and you can't tell what model is it supposed to be aside from it being a pistol.

[residentes de la big blue house]

It doesn't qualify as a game if you're watching a cutscene and you can pretty much shoot the enemies at any point of the cutscene. There's barely any difficulty to speak of, because unlike Pico VS. Bear, where the game IS difficult, all of your targets are stationary and inherently not challenging itself, unless you think yelling "STOP, I NEED TO SHOOT YOU" makes it unfair.

Also no, I've met a guy who played TTT with me and a bunch of other guys and they heard him say it, it's just simply paraphrased.

picoxd117 responds:

In what application do you program your games to program them there? pero ya se que mis juegos son basura pero no me lo tienes que decir en la cara

[One Night at Stan's 2: Remastered]

It only gets a bit of a higher score because at least VISUALLY it's impressive, but that's because of the coding doing the heavy lifting, a lot of the graphics are so simple and some characters just look like recolors. But difficulty wise... What?
Okay, so I played the game twice, in my first try, I used the cameras and did some mistakes by clicking on Flash a bit too much, that costed me a power outage. So I assumed that my cameras was taking too much power, so I went for a "No Cameras" strategy on my second try. This didn't work because even if you don't use the cameras, the power drains so fast that you can't get past through 5 AM without Toy Stan getting to you. Hooray for artificial difficulty! What? Is the power generator on a iPhone's battery?

[One night at stick mans]

It's a bit different from all of the FNAF games in NG which is that the ending of the game is just arguably killing a Stick man. Which is okay enough, but the graphics are horrible and the game's short so it's not getting 5 stars for that.

minecraftmince responds:

lol