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A great game for casuals. Essentially a tycoon-ish game that is much more relaxed, all you gotta do is feed your fish and rake in the money. There are no tricks the game has it's sleeves, so it's simple enough, simple to play. It's presentation has it's 2000's appeal, which I do enjoy for it's own charisma.

This is the best game I've ever played in this week.

It's an good game but...
-The graphics are kinda inconsistent. While it's not the worst, sometimes the worlds tend to flip flop with either using the RPG Maker MZ (This game's engine.)'s RTP or it's own assets. While I do like the option to customize the menu by color swapping, the choices are pretty abysmal and inferior. You may think that switching from 4 to 1 would change both green and purple to red and yellow (Because it's using triad colors.), but instead, red replaces both green and purple. And this isn't just for red, this applies to every color but 4. And sometimes you can go up to walls even though you don't expect to do so. If you don't believe me, go to up to the very house Cory's standing next to. And by the way, he can be recruited for your party. And if you didn't get in the Meme Forest, GO RECRUIT HIM NOW. He's the only member in the team that can directly heal you with no consequences. Do not try to fight him and then say no, because if you do, the game will treat your interaction with Cory as if you didn't fight him before, so just say yes and move on.
-The writing. For some ungodly reason, in the early game (As in starting from scratch.), the grammar is horrible, but gets improved later on (Around when you're fighting the Pumkat's Boner.). Also, no, Junipur's not an anthro cat. If it's clearly designed so the body resembles an actual animal and not a combination of both the animal and humanistic characteristics, then that's feral. The worst offender is the memes. While it's not so much a problem outside of Meme Cemetery, Mogeko is the big target for my grievance, like it's just as BAD as Shovel Knight's cameo in Yooka-Laylee, as it's the "Oh damn! I'm in the wrong game! Guh hyuck!" Plus, I don't think the plot itself has one flaw and that's mainly the main goal. Why does Luci need Diet Coke instead of any other drink that can re-hydrate him? Isn't my items filled with Piss Jugs and MUG Root Beer enough to satisfy him? But my best one is Bebder, probably because I'm too biased for Futurama related and I know Bebder isn't exactly meant to be Bender from Futurama, he's just fun to have around for the cast. I say he's enjoyable than Luci.
-Gameplay. Ugh... Where do I start? For some ungodly reason, when you first collect the first cards (The first one being Satan.), the game will always give you a tip to go find them. Now, it also applies for weapons AND armors, despite the game, in my experience, doesn't tell you about. For new players, GET THE GAMBLER'S BLADE FROM THE BATHROOM FROM 7/11. As a SMT fan and know-it-all that has used RPG Maker products before, buffs are your friends. Hell, it's how I beat Bebder easily, as I used the skill "Gambler's Luck," a skill exclusive to the Gambler's Blade, to boost my attacks and end the fight within 3 turns. Not sure if it's my experience, but I think it also increases Evasion and Critical hits. This is important if you really hate the Hand Guns, because if you don't have any skills that hit all enemies and don't have any other equipment on you, you're going to hate it. And the worst offender is that all enemy encounters forbid you from escaping. While I get that for boss and/or forced counters, because usually you're warned before hand, there's just no reason to run away from normal counters. Worse is that encounters can happen even in the menu screen, as all enemies will move, but won't exactly engage in battle. And for some reason, you cannot use Special Sauce in battles but you can use Insta-Inn in battle, but this breaks battles and sometimes the game softlocks you. One time, I even soft-locked myself when I was fighting Bebder. I don't know how, because I was spamming Z to use a normal attack, and this led to Luci having 1 HP after he died and unable to select either Yes or No on the continue screen.
I wish that skills would tell you exactly if it uses Attack or Magic Attack for attacking. For example, let's say I want to use a Magic attack. Normal attack are usually physical, but I don't know if Melt uses my Attack or Magic Attack stats. In fact, weapons tend to be vague (Like Pico's Gun and Frying Pan.) within their description and don't really provide any information that you would need to use to form whether or not you should upgrade your equipment or value them. Sure, I see a green number with a positive value, but that's too vague. Sure, I would like to have better stats, but I want to find an equipment that'll help me in a certain situation, like inflicting a status ailment on an enemy.

Because this is an demo, I think the demo has sold me on downloading the full game. It's not strong enough, but certainly a bit above the minimum for me to go on and think "Sure, I'll have a bite! I'll go play the full game!"

I made a post in the game called "Busybuddy1234 is the best user ever," posted it, the majority hated it, and somehow it passed.
Then made a post saying that I love cum and that it was nutritious; didn't get a ban for it but I did get somebody calling me an "immature manchild."
So I get some thinking in and made a post about how Pico killed my dad and should therefore get lynched. "Immature manchild" comment comes back, but still no ban.
To end it all; the post "9/11 was an inside job" was born. I get a "Delete Your Account" comment, another saying they hate the post and that I should get banned, and guess what? Ban.

This game's an inside job.

busybuddy1234 responds:

welcome to RNG land

How to get the highest social score in the game:
Step 1. Get an EasyRPG game save from playing any game that uses that engine in Newgrounds.
Step 2. Come back to this game, select the second option sandwiched by Begin and End.
Step 3. Select the file you saved.
Step 4. You got infinity social credit, ok bye.

Vidyabatter responds:

wait seb why are you playing this

It's legit just normal ass Tetris with nothing new to the actual mix, it's just reskinned Tetris and there's nothing much to the game. Why are people rating this garbage 5 stars? This is like giving an autistic child who did hardly any work an A+. You might as well play Roblox Tetris than play a reskin of a game with little or no content that makes it worth playing.

This game should be blammed, all you do is go RIGHT and that's it. No platforming, NOTHING TO DO ASIDE FROM GOING RIGHT. It's a bad reskinned Sonic.exe game if anything, this is basically holding right when watching a movie. If this was a real game, assuming the fact you can JUMP, there should be platforming, which adds at least CHALLENGE to this game, arguably better than the game's graphics, which is mainly taken from Google Images. There's nothing wrong not being the artist for the game, but you can literally ask anyone if they wanna be the artist for the game. The community tab exists people, and so do beta testers, which can be found when managing the game's project (In Newgrounds, not Construct.).

MX-Games responds:

How angry with a test game. You know I stopped doing this.

Really fun game, basically a game where you golf around in order to go to the bottom then to the top. I did the left route, mainly because the right route felt tedious (mainly because of the angles you need to progress and gravity pulls wasn't much fun going through.), plus the fact that touching the brown areas (The ball needs to touch those areas in order for you to strike it again.) feels like this is way more interesting than normal golf, and I wished there was a preview for the ball when you're striking (The game slows down so you can think through, which makes it cooler and easy to play than without it.), sometimes I just don't make it and I have to do guesswork. Impressive for the dev, since this is their first game on NG.

The game is fine itself, but it doesn't seem to be entertaining.
First off, the game's very short. You only counter three enemies (Four if you wanted to help the gangster, which is optional.), which one of third/fourth of it is the boss battle. In fact, it could've gone longer if Zelle uses her powers in order to save a girl and then go on a relationship with her. This isn't really an LGBT game, because the story never constructs that Zelle is a lesbian until the very end of the actual game. A lesbian flag, big or small, in her office could've constructed that. If you're reading this before you've beaten the game, make sure you get to Level 6, which gives you the "Wrath of the Goddess" skill. This skill is much more powerful than the "Here comes the Boom" skill, because the damage isn't lower than 80 and takes three times to kill a zombie.
Second, the game doesn't really have a blend of genres. You're not actually fighting zombies like in Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter, you're fighting them in a traditional RPG turn-based system. RPG Maker is powerful to make games besides RPGs, but either remove those conflicting tags or actually develop a fighting-brawler game with RPG Maker. In brawler games, you usually have melee combat. In this game, sure, but your fists work nothing towards to the Failed Waifu, as they result in around 20 damage, which is very low compared to the damage you deal towards the other zombies. Brawler games provide players of more moves than just a standard punch, but in here, you can only either attack physically or use magic. To fix that, make physical attacks matter more than magic for Zelle. Make skills that use physical damage rather than elemental damage. Make her magic attack stat terrible, but her magic defense a bit better, as she's more of a Knight/Martial Arts. The fourth point in the featuring list doesn't make any grammatical sense. You don't travel a lot in this, due to how short the game is. How to fix? Just remove it, because it doesn't even involve the game at all.

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