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It's legit just normal ass Tetris with nothing new to the actual mix, it's just reskinned Tetris and there's nothing much to the game. Why are people rating this garbage 5 stars? This is like giving an autistic child who did hardly any work an A+. You might as well play Roblox Tetris than play a reskin of a game with little or no content that makes it worth playing.

The game's ridiculously easy. Not to mention, the controls are terrible. The fact that you have after you jump (Although you don't need any enemies to jump on.) is annoying, even if you don't jump from a high distance. At the last level of the game, you encounter a boss entitled the "Final Boss," for which you're given a gun. For these games, I would use WASD for movement and use the mouse to aim and shoot. But not in this game! You can't shoot your Glock by simply left-clicking, you gotta shoot by the SPACE BAR. Why is this scheme bad? Because there's no way you can aim without using the mouse, so either you have to use the arrows, aim by mouse, then space, split your fingers so one hand reaches both the space and the arrows, and leave the other hand to use the mouse, or just move your mouse to the boss' head and spam space, the gun does not have cooldown when you shoot. The difficulty is boring, there are no real obstacles for the player, even for segments when you need to jump. The gaps won't let you fall and just take a bit of your health for being bad, it will just stop you because the collisions for this game are awful, to the point where you can't fall by a mistake, you have to actively try to fail. And for the boss, he just sends a slow missile, and then he spam fires multiple rockets you can't avoid because they're big, and attempting to jump will bombard your health down to 0, and the middle of the game still doesn't challenge you. The graphics of the game isn't impressive, it's more or less mediocre. Not bad, but not good either. Music? It doesn't exist, as neither the sound. In fact, there's no sound, aside from obviously the teleporter, your glock shooting, and getting hit by the missiles. Unfortunately, their quality is on par with the game. The sound when you shoot is unrealistic and I don't hear explosions or even grunts when I get hit by missiles.

luciobird responds:

yeah i know XD

This game should be blammed, all you do is go RIGHT and that's it. No platforming, NOTHING TO DO ASIDE FROM GOING RIGHT. It's a bad reskinned Sonic.exe game if anything, this is basically holding right when watching a movie. If this was a real game, assuming the fact you can JUMP, there should be platforming, which adds at least CHALLENGE to this game, arguably better than the game's graphics, which is mainly taken from Google Images. There's nothing wrong not being the artist for the game, but you can literally ask anyone if they wanna be the artist for the game. The community tab exists people, and so do beta testers, which can be found when managing the game's project (In Newgrounds, not Construct.).

MX-Games responds:

How angry with a test game. You know I stopped doing this.

Really fun game, basically a game where you golf around in order to go to the bottom then to the top. I did the left route, mainly because the right route felt tedious (mainly because of the angles you need to progress and gravity pulls wasn't much fun going through.), plus the fact that touching the brown areas (The ball needs to touch those areas in order for you to strike it again.) feels like this is way more interesting than normal golf, and I wished there was a preview for the ball when you're striking (The game slows down so you can think through, which makes it cooler and easy to play than without it.), sometimes I just don't make it and I have to do guesswork. Impressive for the dev, since this is their first game on NG.

The game is fine itself, but it doesn't seem to be entertaining.
First off, the game's very short. You only counter three enemies (Four if you wanted to help the gangster, which is optional.), which one of third/fourth of it is the boss battle. In fact, it could've gone longer if Zelle uses her powers in order to save a girl and then go on a relationship with her. This isn't really an LGBT game, because the story never constructs that Zelle is a lesbian until the very end of the actual game. A lesbian flag, big or small, in her office could've constructed that. If you're reading this before you've beaten the game, make sure you get to Level 6, which gives you the "Wrath of the Goddess" skill. This skill is much more powerful than the "Here comes the Boom" skill, because the damage isn't lower than 80 and takes three times to kill a zombie.
Second, the game doesn't really have a blend of genres. You're not actually fighting zombies like in Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter, you're fighting them in a traditional RPG turn-based system. RPG Maker is powerful to make games besides RPGs, but either remove those conflicting tags or actually develop a fighting-brawler game with RPG Maker. In brawler games, you usually have melee combat. In this game, sure, but your fists work nothing towards to the Failed Waifu, as they result in around 20 damage, which is very low compared to the damage you deal towards the other zombies. Brawler games provide players of more moves than just a standard punch, but in here, you can only either attack physically or use magic. To fix that, make physical attacks matter more than magic for Zelle. Make skills that use physical damage rather than elemental damage. Make her magic attack stat terrible, but her magic defense a bit better, as she's more of a Knight/Martial Arts. The fourth point in the featuring list doesn't make any grammatical sense. You don't travel a lot in this, due to how short the game is. How to fix? Just remove it, because it doesn't even involve the game at all.

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